January 2012
junnkyard asked: awesome dude, have a good year
December 2011
I can now say that I wanked from 2011 to 2012!
Happy new year, or whatever.
Tonight at work I dropped and smashed a pile of plates so then I said “I’d hate to BREAK it to you, but I smashed some plates”.
Apparently it wasn’t funny……..
The year is ending
So I just thought I’d say thank you to anyone who cared about me this year, and tried to help me out when I was down or whatever. I felt 20 times sadder than I ever have this year, and I’m really not expecting much from the new year. Probably just more feeling shitty. But it really means a lot to me that there are some people out there who hate it when I’m down and really want to...
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I'm gonna start wanking at 11:59pm tonight so that...
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The sole reason I go to Destroy All Lines clubs is...
It’s pretty sick.
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And yeah, I know that I’m a piece of shit and my problems aren’t worth it, but I hate feeling like this. Really hard to handle shitty moods sometimes.
Stop talking and drive me home.
Why are clubs so fucking gay?
And why do I keep going to them knowing that I don’t really like them much?
It really weirds me out when I see a person...
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kissthatmotherfuckergoodnight:
If i had a girlfriend and i saw her on christmas, i would put a santa hat on my dick.. and say like ‘Merry Dickmas’ or something.
Me too
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How come no one cool does tinychats anymore?
They used to be kinda cool back in the day I think. So someone should do one some day soon and tell me and I might join in on the fun.
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Got like 10 plectrums for Christmas.
Probably the handiest present I never thought of getting. Let’s see if they’ll last the week.
Would’ve been cooler if it came with the expensive guitar that I want though.
My Xbox live expires tomorrow.
Hoping Microsoft will wait until after Christmas to take it from me. That’d be a Christmas miracle.
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kissthatmotherfuckergoodnight:
Doesn’t feel very much like Christmas time, maybe I’m lacking in Christmas cheer, spose ill make up for it in Christmas beer.
Christmas beer is all I got this year
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Glory Kingdom
A dream of running freely through the buttery nipple mountains. My sword longs to be wrapped with flesh. Pray for the Kingdom. I climb up ropes of leg, knots of skin for my feed. The kingdom lies just beyond the horizon.
Towards the end of the year, everyone’s excited for the next year because it’s a “fresh start”. They hope it’s a better year. It’s not a fresh start at all, it’s just different dates. It’s all the same shit. 2011 has definitely been the worst year of my life, and I don’t expect much from next year. No hope kids.
Rainy weather.
Had to make a slip n slide out of a tarp on a hill. Yeah, that was fun and extremely slippery and painful. And I lost my anal virginity to a sharp stick.
Can't believe Miami lost today.
Next game boys!
I'm so whipped!
Only problem is I’ve never spoken to the girl. Probably just write a song or two about her.
Anonymous asked: i want your dick
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There was a cockroach chilling like inside the drain part of my sink and I turned the water on to wash my hands and it blasted down the drain. It was fucking BRUTAL. But now I feel sad for him, but I’m sure he’ll be alright because he’s a cockroach, and they live through anything.
I’ve written at least 700 posts in the last 20 minutes but kept pressing “cancel” because I don’t wanna post depressing shit that no one cares about (in fact the 3 or 4 posts started this exact way). So instead of writing 701 essays on being sad, I’ll just keep it short and say I’m in a really really bad mood. Worse than I’ve probably ever been, and yeah,...
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