December 2010
I wish Katy Perry was a firework so she would...
I don’t see the point in celebrating on NYE. Wow, a new year, that’s nothing special. Never have I gone out for it and once again I won’t this year. To me, it is the same as every other night.
That three words thing is damn annoying, yeah?
Everyone's fucking annoying.
Cassie on my dick.
Naomi on my dick.
My mind makes me so happy!
Some guys that girls "swoon" over are so fucking...
Avoiding Tumblr today;
Because no doubt it’ll be the Skins trailer being reblogged 5 thousand times. I do love Skins, but not everyone has to post the same shit. Watch it, and move on.
I'm watching Supernatural.
Not exactly my favourite show, but I haven’t watched it in so long! The first couple of seasons are kinda cool.
“I once convinced a girl that I was Kevin Costner, and it worked, because I...”
– hahaha, best show.
What happens once you’ve hit that point where you are simply existing for too long? We always have a goal in mind. There’s always SOMETHING of importance that we need to, or want to achieve. You must feel worthless once you no longer have that. When you don’t have a point to living except to just sit there day and night until you pass away.
*girl has a copy of call of duty*
lolpan:
*SUDDENLY I’M AN EPIC XxGAMER GURLxX, AND I WILL PWN YOU LAWLSZZZZ.*
Sexist
Everything sucks, y'know?
“So here I stand
This battered path laid out before me
And no one said this...”
– Misery Signals - Labyrinthian. (via ineedaballrub)
Seeing somebody post the same thing on twitter,...
I constantly do this hoping for conversation.
I want to marry a lesbian. Sadly I don't think...
lucylatham asked: oh jaymie, stop it :3
Who needs a doctor when they are scared?
That lyric makes zero sense. Fucking shit band.
lucylatham asked: oh jaymie, stop it :3
I purchased Darksiders today.
So excited to play it!
Awkward moment of 2010;
Getting heaps into chatting up this girl before she says “lol, I’m a lesbian”.
makaylaaaaxo:
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T...
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That awkward moment when you cum in a girl's mouth...
I still don’t understand why there’s educated people that are my age who can’t spell and punctuate properly. You must be pretty dumb. Writing just doesn’t look right without punctuation, how is that not obvious?
When I sign online, your screen name is the first...
thunderstormscouldneverstopme:
jizznellamiapanzies:
aintgivingyouchances:
(via sexy-cupcakes, 365thoughts)
that is so gay!
That awkward moment when you're not good looking...
that’s not an awkward moment, it’s all the time ):
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SUCK MY DICK WHILE I'M PISSING!
inherentyouth1 asked: those 'sleep' lyrics, poem whatever is really amazing, just thought id say :) was tempted to reblog but didnt know if that was appropriate?
inherentyouth1 asked: those 'sleep' lyrics, poem whatever is really amazing, just thought id say :) was tempted to reblog but didnt know if that was appropriate?
sleep.
nb; and one last one. this one is actually finished. i think. it’s had a really good response thus far.
“maybe time won’t pass if we close our eyes and sleep, but consciously we know time goes by fastest in our dreams paradoxical ideologies theories, and beliefs consume your mind with clouds. let your skin stretch boundaries, of concrete and stone walls. life is not a constant....
time (lonely).
nb; just a rough piece of shit for one of my band’s songs. definitely not finished, it’s just what has come straight from my mind. definitely not as good as the last set of lyrics i posted. this cd is sounding very negative so far haha. but as if i can write positive lyrics.
“it’s lonely here i can feel it and hear it in the ticking of the clock for each second time passes...
i was told that i'd look handsome if i shaved my...
i can live with the hair cut, but the mo just can’t go! opinions?
why would anyone mix their sno-caps with popcorn!?
Anal C*nt are lyrical geniuses.
28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
I was at the hospital laughing at cripples Then I heard your kid just died Suddenly, that was funnier than the cripples So I tracked you down and made fun of you [Chorus:] Your kid died, and you cried And I thought it was funny [x2] It was an open casket wake I spilled my beer in your kid’s coffin Your mascara ran because you were crying ...
2010 has been the same as every year. I don’t get why everyone always goes on about their year. You learn more every year, you have success and failure every year. It’s all the same.
If you're into xbox 360, let me know what games I...
The only ones we own are Halo Reach, Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood, Borderlands and the two COD games (which I don’t like). I am in desperate need of new games. I am going to pick up Darksiders, Skate 3 and Left 4 Dead but yeah, recommend more games. Not shooters please.
don't touch me with that hand you use to make...
If I had a Santa hat, I would take some Christmas...
But I don’t. It’s nice to see that two people just unfollowed me. They must be in a different state and not feeling the Christmas spirit anymore, the bitchez. Generally I wouldn’t be fussed that I lost followers but now I am under 300 again and it looks stupid.
My favourite Christmas cover. Best chorus.